Wish it Were a Different World That I Personally Live in, Here’s What I’m Complaining About NOW

the ‘wind’ is too excited about stealing who I am. Says it directly over and over again.

PLEASE DON’T MUG ME EVER AGAIN TO BE ME SOMEWHERE. You could get Federal prison and I could drop dead permanently from previous injuries.

Wish I could just be myself out in public and there was NO ONE trying to copy cat me, be me elsewhere and I’d just be accepted as yet another person on planet Earth.

You all do realize that by having copy cats of me you are saying that I PERSONALLY AM UNACCEPTABLE on planet Earth?

You all should stop trying to copy cat me now. Be yourselves. We only have so much time on Earth as human beings. What do you want to be known for: Being important as YOU or known as a paid or unpaid imposter?

Really, it is over. Way over. I’m too dead, too old, too damaged, too sick, too far out in the wilderness. People DO KNOW ME IN PERSON.